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Anyone want to know how to date an exotic dancer?

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1) When you go to a strip club pick out a girl you’re interested in. Establish yourself as a regular customer of hers by purchasing some lap dances. Never show interests to the other girls. Some of them may be friends. Some of them really hate each other.

2) Never ask for her real name or phone number. Let her give it to you when she’s ready.

3) Never ask the dancer to do extra’s. It’s illegal and she may get terminated.

4) Don’t have a bad body odor. Have a flat stomach.

5) Never ask the dancer out. Let her ask you.

6) When you guys do hook up ask her what does she like to do.

7) Now when dating the dancer NEVER show up at her place of employment unless she asks you to.
8) Never call her a stripper. Exotic dancer is preferred to most dancers.

9) On the first date never ask the girl for sex.

10) Dancers know who’s full of crap. Be honest about yourself. Many exotic dancers undergo plenty of stress when working. Prove to her that you really love her.

Comments

  1. Christelle J
    July 2nd, 2007 | 12:00 pm

    Interesting. I would have to remember that next time a friend asks me!

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